Andrea Bernadette and the Wall of Finer Things

Modern Love

I must not understand algorithms because there has to be a reason I’d be matched with someone wearing an Eli Manning jersey, tongue kissing a frightening looking dog and whose idea of a good date is “let’s get drunk and fight.” 

I have written about eating thinly sliced meats and fine chocolates off of Jaromir Jagr’s naked torso all day.  I’m really great at email.

I have written about eating thinly sliced meats and fine chocolates off of Jaromir Jagr’s naked torso all day.  I’m really great at email.

I braved healthcare.gov and got covered so I get to read Divergent!  Michelle is not so patiently waiting for me to finish so we can go to the movies.

I braved healthcare.gov and got covered so I get to read Divergent! Michelle is not so patiently waiting for me to finish so we can go to the movies.

This is my favorite person engaging in our favorite activity.  Testing has made me unavailable and I have not expressed birthday tidings to my number one home snake, shellvetica.  Happy birthday, my noblest of friends, both man or beast.  Here’s to our 29th year of making it happen!

This is my favorite person engaging in our favorite activity. Testing has made me unavailable and I have not expressed birthday tidings to my number one home snake, shellvetica. Happy birthday, my noblest of friends, both man or beast. Here’s to our 29th year of making it happen!