Andrea Bernadette and the Wall of Finer Things

Breaking News:

Local doofus with masters degree gets second job to finance library fines.

Mom and Michelle looked dope yesterday afternoon. I looked like a deflated balloon who tried to revive herself with candy during cheerleading tryouts.

Mom and Michelle looked dope yesterday afternoon. I looked like a deflated balloon who tried to revive herself with candy during cheerleading tryouts.

Yogurt Industrial Complex

I’m feeling anxious and unsettled so I impulse-bought some expensive yogurt to ease my troubled mind.

Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika… They make their own hummus.

I hope when my friends come to my home, they also have this reaction to my groceries.

(Source: jakeparalta, via brooklyn99things)